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She: “You are the worst lover I have ever been with!”
He: “How can you tell that in only 15 seconds?”

3 Answers


Sounds like that boy needs some help! :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster

@Rooster: I googled this... um... product, and there seem to be a lot of phony testimonials for it. :ermm: :D

Rooster Rooster

@Tink: I don't know anything about it. I was just teasing with you! :D:D:D

TheOtherTink Rooster

@Rooster: Likewise. :D :D :D

There was a young man from Kildale,

Whose lovemaking was a big fail;

He finished too early,

And so his sweet girly

Insisted he use DuraMale  

(Hey, Rooster, do you suppose I could sell this limerick to the manufacturers of DuraMale?)  :D

Rooster Rooster

@ Tink: You probably could at that! :D  Contact Canadian pharmacy. I'm sure one of those phony places would know! LOL


Well Tink, my first laugh-out-loud of THIS morning...where's Marianne? :D

TheOtherTink Virginia

I don't know where she is, Virginia, maybe still settling into her new digs.

Poor lad. She is too judgmental. 

Maybe she was just frustrated that he lasted only 15 seconds instead of 15 minutes. :O :D