An angry wife was complaining that her husband spent all his free time having fun drinking at a nearby bar. The argument became quite heated, so finally he said, "OK, OK! Next time I go, why don't you come along?"
When they get to the bar the next evening, he asks her, "What would you like to drink?"
"Oh, I don't know. I've never had any alcohol," she replied. "I'll have whatever you're having," so he orders two bourbons, straight up, and downs his in one quick gulp.
His wife does the same, and immediately spits it out on the floor. "Yuck!! " she splutters. "That's awful! How can you drink such stuff?"
"You see?" says the husband. "And you thought I was out every night enjoying myself! "