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Lost Title

We have lost the title of this item. Will thinks it should be called "Mail Order", while Guy thinks the lost title is "Male Order". Please read this Irish story and make up your own mind!

Mail / Male Order
Two Irish men, Kearney and O'Riordan were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models. Kearney remarks to O'Riordan, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
O'Riordan replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price.'
Kearney says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
O'Riordan, smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea. Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Kearney, the youngest of the two asks his friend, O'Rordan, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?'
O'Riordan replies with a glint in his eye, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday.'

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3 Answers

Marianne

And my belated wishes for a wonderful St. Patrick's Day.


Rooster

Aye! Best wishes to you, lass! I liked your joke too! LOL   :D :D

Marianne Rooster

Thank you and you're welcome. :D


TheOtherTink

Wait a minute... oohh... where's the Tylenol?  :D


Rooster TheOtherTink

:D Too many green beers Tink? LOL

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

hic...

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Rooster TheOtherTink

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Marianne TheOtherTink

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TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

@ Rooster:

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TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

@ Marianne:


Marianne TheOtherTink

@T(h)ink

Cheers!

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Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol - I am late with my suggestion; enjoy with moderation.

Now, I can only hope that you are fine again - lol.

:):)

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

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Oh, thank you, Marianne, I'm fine;

We fairies recover our shine

Post-hangover, quickly

(And NO longer sickly),

From beer, whiskey, ouzo or wine.  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink
@T(h)inkerbell (Drinkerbell or Crinkerbell?*)

Good to hear that you feel better,

as you're writing in your letter -

even under rainy weather -

that your heart, light as a feather,

soars above wide fields of heather.

 

To allow a sound digestion,

there is more than one suggestion,

to avoid an indigestion,

a tasty stew answers the question,

with the beer - for decongestion.

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* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crinker

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