The best birth control pill?

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Dec 14, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,185 points)

In a high school sex-ed class, the topic was birth control. The teacher discussed all the usual methods and devices— condoms diaphragms, sponges, patches, rings, caps, IUDs, and of course, the Pill.

"However," said the teacher, "you should bear in mind that these methods can have their side effects, especially the Pill."

A girl in the back of the room vigorously raised her hand, and when called on, said, "I know a birth control pill with no side effects! "

The teacher looked surprised. "What pill?"

"Aspirin."

"Aspirin?  I never heard of such a thing," said the teacher.

"But it really works," said the student. "The girl holds the aspirin firmly between her knees."

3 Answers

Virginia Dec 15, 2017

Oh the wonderful diversity of educational things you learn right here on SOLVED!!!  :)   :P  :silly:

It's a good one, Other Tink!

Marianne Dec 15, 2017

Lol - a good one, T(h)ink! There were also gruesome stories about infamous "chastity" belts.

That reminds me of a story or tale:

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade.

Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key as I'm sure she will have needs."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armoured from head to toe. He takes one last look at his castle and sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

Link: http://jokes4all.net/cheating-jokes?p=12

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TheOtherTink Marianne Dec 15, 2017

Um... I think if a chastity belt was ever really used, the poor woman would have died of an infection before long, perhaps a matter of weeks.  :'(

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/everything-youve-heard-about-chastity-belts-is-a-lie

Marianne Marianne Dec 17, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, of course, there is no real evidence that they were used:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt

:O:ermm::angel::D

Rooster Dec 15, 2017

I'll be danged! I learned two things here already this early morning!

One: They still teach sex-ed at school!

Two: An excellent birth control method!


Very good Tink! An old guy can still learn things! LOL. :D :D :D

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