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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"

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2 Answers

TheOtherTink

Wait a minute!

It's never too late to hit the delete button, at least not if you are Hillary.

I understand BleachBit works very well. 

But then, not everyone has Hillary's influence.  :angel: :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink, yes, of course, they could have hit the delete button and might have even known about BleachBit, but did they really want to delete? He used the word "blessed".

:angel::):D:D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

Yes, but he also said "too late", as if they would have considered using the delete button, had it not been too late (after 24 weeks?).  :angel: :angel: :angel:

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, but, but - don't tell me that they were so naive to notice the consequences of their "unprotected cyber date" at such a late moment. :O:'(:silly::angel: 


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

Well, maybe the deadline was less than 24 weeks... things do move much faster in the cyber world. :D

Virginia

Marianne, the cyberage is revolutionizing everything, even the birds and the bees!  :D  <3

Marianne Virginia

Lol, indeed, Virginia, but, if, according to T(h)ink's conclusion that it was too late to hit the delete button, there might be a problem with lacking education or instruction, as artificial intelligence seems to replace logical thinking.

:):angel::D

Virginia Virginia

:D  <3  N'Kay, Marianne, as soon as I get a bit of spare time I will worry about that!  :P

Marianne Virginia

Lol - Virginia ... :angel::D:D


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