Playing Heavenly Golf

Question

Dad

Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "I really think I'm leaving Dad at home next time!"

by: dcjames73

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes/2

 

Answer 1

Wait a minute!   It looks to me as if all three of them are cheating in the golf game!

This story CAN'T be in the canon.

Comments

They are indeed - lol - but shhh: top secret! 

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Ok, I won't snitch. 

And if anyone asks about it, I'll erase these comments with BleachBit.

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Lol - - there's another funny joke about discretion:

One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here." Links: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/12#sthash.xCXJrdBq.dpuf

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/12

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LOL! 

An avid hobby fisherman dies, and the next thing he knows, he is standing by a beautiful lake with a small boat anchored at the shore.  A handsome man approaches and asks, "Would you like to go fishing?"

"Sure!" responds the fisherman.

They go out, and as soon as the fisherman casts his line, a large fish jumps into the boat. He smiles at his easy success.

This happens time after time, until there are twenty or thirty fish in the boat.

His companion asks, "Well, how do you like it?"

"I liked it fine at first, but this is too easy, no challenge at all; I'm becoming awfully bored.  I really hadn't expected Heaven to be like this."

The handsome man starts laughing diabolically. "What makes you think you're in Heaven?"

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Lol - a good one !