A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter takes him on an orientation tour, and explains that members of each religious denomination are sent to a different house in heaven.
St. Peter opens the door of the first house. Inside, the inhabitants are having a wild drinking party, consuming copious amounts of alcohol of all kinds.
"That's where the Baptists go, because on Earth they denied themselves alcohol," explains St. Peter.
They go to the next door, and inside the house, the inhabitants are enjoying a wild orgy.
"That's where the Catholic priests, monks and nuns go, because they denied themselves sex on Earth."
In the next house, the inhabitants are feasting on steak, pork chops and other meats of all kinds.
"That's where the Seventh-Day Adventists go, because they denied themselves meat on Earth."
In the next house, there is a group of people sitting around on uncomfortable hard wooden chairs, looking very bored, because they have absolutely nothing to do.
"Who are they?" asks the newcomer.
"Oh, those are the Anglicans," replies St. Peter. "They never denied themselves anything on Earth."