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Oh, no?

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Aug 9, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,673 points)

The Mother Superior of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the hall for an emergency meeting.

"This morning, after Matins," she began, "I found something terrible in one of the sisters' rooms."
99 Nuns: "Oh, no! "
1 Nun: "Heh, heh, heh."

"A condom!" said the Mother Superior.
99 Nuns: "Oh, no! "
1 Nun: "Heh, heh, heh."

Mother Superior: "And it was used!"
99 Nuns: "Oh, no! "
1 Nun: "Heh, heh, heh."

Mother Superior: "And it had a hole in it! "
1 Nun: "Oh, no! "
99 Nuns: "Heh, heh, heh."

3 Answers

Virginia Aug 10, 2017

Aha, she cried in accents wild,

And if you do, I'll have a child.

Aha he did, aha she had;

And now she's looking for the dad.

...and I guess both of our stories are kinda timeless and sad, Other Tink...

TheOtherTink Virginia Aug 10, 2017

And when at last the dad she found,

Aha, she said, you're honor-bound

And leg'lly too, to pay support,

Aha, so says the Fam'ly Court.


And then said he, but I'm dead broke,

Aha, that surely is no joke,

And next time that you bare your breast,

Aha, make sure he's rich— 'tis best. :O :(

Virginia Virginia Aug 10, 2017

:P  <3  :O

TheOtherTink Virginia Aug 11, 2017

:) <3

Marianne Virginia Aug 11, 2017

@Virginia

:)<3

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Marianne Virginia Aug 11, 2017

@T(h)ink

:)<3

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Virginia Virginia Aug 11, 2017

Aw shucks, Marianne, 'twarn't nuthin'... :blush:  :blush:  <3

TheOtherTink Virginia Aug 11, 2017

Thank you, Marianne.  :blush: :) <3 :)

Marianne Virginia Aug 13, 2017

You're very welcome, T(h)ink. :):)

Marianne Virginia Aug 13, 2017

You're very welcome, Virginia. :):)

Rooster Aug 10, 2017

TINK!!!!!  :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster Aug 10, 2017

:angel: :angel: :angel:

Marianne Aug 11, 2017

Lol - T(h)ink, you remind me of another, similar joke ...

:O:blush::ermm::angel::D:blush::D

Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes/2

TheOtherTink Marianne Aug 11, 2017

MARIANNE!!!

You're going to shock Rooster:O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Aug 11, 2017

Lol - T(h)ink - lol!!! Your contribution was too tempting!!!

:O:blush::blush::ermm::angel::ermm::angel::D:D:D


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