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The creation plan?

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Nov 9 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (16,926 points)

In the Garden of Eden, Adam asks, “God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?”

God responds, ”So you would love her.”

Then Adam asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”

God replies, “So she would love you.”

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Virginia Nov 10

O'Tink, this is a wonderful bedtime laugh...poor neighbors again, it's midnight and I am rolling in the aisles here again...

I hope your neighbors haven't put out contracts on Marianne and me.  :O :ermm: :) :D

Rooster Nov 10

Ha! Love it! :D :D :D

Marianne Nov 10

Lol - T(h)ink, a good one!

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@ Marianne,

Thank God for fig leaves.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 10

Lol, T(h)ink :D:D:D - but wait a minute, the leaves above do not look like real fig leaves; these are the fig leaves:

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Ficus carica

@ Marianne,

You are right.  God, in His wisdom, made fig leaves the right shape for their ultimate purpose.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 11

Lol, T(h)ink, you are hitting the nail on its head. :angel::D:D

:D :D :D :O :blush:

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Marianne Marianne Nov 12

:O:blush::angel::ermm::D:D:D - cough, cough - ;):D

Um... is the faun having a hernia exam, Marianne?  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 13

Well, T(h)ink, that might be a possibility - but it depends on the kind of hernia:

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:O:angel::):D

But I'd rather say that he was drunk - and the artist too:

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By the way, it seems to be Bouchardon's copy at the Louvre.


TheOtherTink Marianne 6 days ago

Yes, you are right; the original at the Glyptothek is indoors. (for privacy, I guess)  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Marianne Marianne 6 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink - and you are not shocked - or did you forget the fig leaf ?

:O:O:angel::blush::angel::D:D:D


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