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Ears or No Ears ?

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Dec 5, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (17,910 points)
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions.

If they answer correctly, they are released. Jon is called into the doctor's office first.
The doctor says: "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says: "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind."

The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan: "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"
Dan says: "I'd be half blind."

The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."

"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/cheating-jokes?p=8

3 Answers

Rooster Dec 5, 2017

:D :D :D Love it!

Marianne Rooster Dec 5, 2017

Lol, Rooster, I am glad that you like it.

:D:D:D


TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

Going blind would serve him right for being a member of the exploitative bourgeois class who wear hats.

If he had been a good, honest worker, that would not have been a problem.  All power to the soviets!  :D

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Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink - didn't you forget the righteous "poor lonesome cowboy"?



There are many different categories of people who wear hats ...

:D:D:D


Rooster TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

@ Tink : Nice picture..........comrade! :D :D

Rooster TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

@ Marianne: There are some great hats out there! I should know! :D :D

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TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

Yes, Marianne, but only exploiters wear hats too big for their heads... or is it the other way around...?  :angel: :ermm: :) :D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 6, 2017

@ Rooster: Comrade, those damn capitalists messed everything up for us.  We had it all, fancy dachas, limousines, champagne and caviar, all the comforts of Nomenklatura communism.  :D

Rooster TheOtherTink Dec 7, 2017

@ Tink : Da tovarishch !:D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 9, 2017

Lol, Rooster, that includes Rooster Cogburn, of course! :)

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:):D


Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 9, 2017

Well, T(h)ink, yes, hats and crowns are too big - and many of the worlds worst despots and murderers were pictured with head coverings, crowns or hats of all kinds - big and small ones (and big, small or no ears) ...

image image image and many, many more ...

:O:ermm::angel::D

P.S.:
Oh, it can also be the other way around, as, seemingly, the too big hat could/can go to the wrong side:
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TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 9, 2017

@ Marianne, LOL, poor New Zealand.  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 10, 2017

Yes, T(h)ink - poor New Zealand.

:O:angel::D

- or not so poor, after all ?

But that is, of course, much later:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Rugby_World_Cup_Final

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 10, 2017

Why are the New Zealanders making all those rude, obscene gestures?  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 11, 2017

Well, T(h)ink, there must be a certain "Captain Caveman" influence - err - a very ancient cultural rite ....

:O:angel::D:D:D

Virginia Dec 11, 2017

I loved your joke Marianne, especially the photo!  <3

Marianne Virginia Dec 11, 2017

Lol, Virginia, and the feedback of all of you is really inspiring, thank you and that includes all. <3:)

:D:D:D


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