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Cock... or Hen... ?

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Dec 17, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/car-jokes?p=32

3 Answers

Rooster Dec 17, 2017

:D:D:D:D  Good one! LOL

Marianne Rooster Dec 17, 2017

Lol, thank you, Rooster.

:angel::D:D:D:D

TheOtherTink Dec 17, 2017

Um... I don't think the 'henpit' is what the attendant had in mind.

But there are MANY good possibilities... :O :blush: :angel: :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 17, 2017

Lol, of course not, but you might have an idea - may be that fairies can help ...

:D:angel::D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 17, 2017

Yes, fairies have them too, albeit very small ones.  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

A fairy named Tink paid a call

At the O-B-G-Y-N last Fall.

But from the beginning,

Doc couldn't  help grinning;

She never  had seen one so small.

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Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 18, 2017

Lol - T(h)ink, I am shocked!

:O:ermm::blush::angel::silly::D:D

Still, it is really elegant ...

:D:devil::angel::D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 18, 2017

Shocked?  Why?  Because the gynecologist had never seen such a small fairy?  :angel: :angel: :angel:

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 18, 2017

Oops - but, but - is the OB/GYN also a very small fairy?

Lol.

:angel::D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 18, 2017

No, Marianne, the perspective is deceiving.  The camera was very close to Tink's legs... in fact, she was holding the camera.  :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 20, 2017

Oh, I see, T(h)ink, that explains the "deceiving perspective" - lol.

:angel::D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Dec 20, 2017

:angel: :angel: :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 22, 2017

:angel::D:D:angel::D

Virginia Dec 19, 2017

It's a Brave New World, Marianne!

TheOtherTink Virginia Dec 19, 2017

:blush: :blush: :blush: :angel:

Marianne Virginia Dec 20, 2017

Lol, Virginia - it is indeed a "brave new world"!

:angel::D:D:D

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