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Would You Harm the Buttercups ?

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Jan 9 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Two guys were playing golf.

On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in some buttercups.
Bob proceeded to hit and his ball went way off to the right in the bushes.
Jack eventually found his ball and proceeded to hit in the buttercups. All of a sudden, he heard a big *POOF* and a fairy appeared. She proceeded to say to Jack that she was Mother Nature and that she was really upset at him for damaging the buttercups.
She said, ''Jack, for all the damage that you did to my buttercups, you will not have any butter to put on your toast in the morning for the next month.
No, as a matter of fact, I am so upset at you that you won't have any butter for the whole next year! That should teach you a lesson so you won't hurt my creations."

*POOF* She disappeared. Jack, stunned by what just happened, called out, "Bob! Bob! Come over here here quick!"
Bob replied, "Wait a sec. I'm hitting my shot and I'll be right over."

Jack yelled back at Bob, "Where are you?"
Bob answered, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

Jack shouted back, "Don't swing Bob! For the love of God, don't swing!"

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/sports-jokes

3 Answers

Rooster Jan 9

Ha! I liked that one! :D :D :D

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Marianne Rooster Jan 9

Lol, Rooster, an excellent pick; I am sure that T(h)ink will like this romantic picture.

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:):D:D:D

TheOtherTink Rooster Jan 10

@ Rooster:  Donald Duck had better not mess with Mother Nature's daisies:D

@ Marianne: yes, I liked it very much.  :)

Marianne Rooster Jan 10

Lol - :D:D:D

:)<3

TheOtherTink Jan 10

Marianne, I'm shocked... SHOCKED!  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Lol, T(h)ink - :dizzy::silly::angel::D:D:D

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Certain thoughts are rather troubling,

keeping minds and ideas bubbling -

while mischievous grins are doubling;

all the more when pristine flowers,

are exposed to shady powers,

or "explained" in Fawlty Towers.


I hope  that no  one on I've Solved

     would ever  think me wussy,

To be quite xhocked that Mother Na-

     ture would withhold some p*ssy.  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Lol, T(h)ink - how could anybody THINK such things?

:O:blush::angel::D

To think such things of Mother Na-

     ture is indeed horrific,

But thinking Tink would think such things,

     ...um... best not be too specific.  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Oh T(h)ink!

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:D:D:D

   :angel: :angel: :angel: :D

Virginia Jan 10

Well Marianne, I am not xhocked! Great joke!

Marianne Virginia Jan 10

Lol, Virginia, thank you for appreciating this joke, and I noticed the "x" ... :angel::D:D:D





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