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Making a clean breast?

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Mar 12 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,860 points)
edited Mar 12 by TheOtherTink

An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the height of World War 2, during the battle of Monte Cassino, a beautiful young woman frantically knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a brave and wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"But there's more, Father; I was weak, and accepted her grateful sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well," said the priest, "it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk... you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly."

"Thank you, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my conscience. But may I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, should I tell her that the war is over?"

3 Answers

Virginia Mar 12

O', O'Tink...I laughed and laughed! Marianne will love that one...:D  <3

Marianne Virginia Apr 16

Oh yes, Virginia, I like this one, and I am glad that T(h)ink is helping (see above). 

<3:D:D

Rooster Mar 12

Tink!! Now you're starting to sound like me! Naughty Tinkerbell! :D :D :D

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TheOtherTink Rooster Mar 12

But, but... Photobucket hasn't disabled my account yet, Rooster :D

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Rooster Rooster Mar 13

@Tink: I have to try and remember not to use their images! LOL :D

TheOtherTink Rooster Mar 13

:D :D :D

Marianne Apr 16

Lol, T(h)ink, a really good one - thank you for continuing with the jokes! 

My links and the info about already shared jokes are all gone with the missing device; it will take a lot of time to recover all these data ... 

:D:D:D

I hope the device turns up.  :unsure:

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